Ferrari's F1 Team has fired its entire pit crew. The announcement is
as follows:
Ferrari has decided to take advantage of India’s high unemployment
rate, and hire unemployed Indian youth from the Dharavi slums in
Mumbai.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
how they were able to remove a set of wheels from a car parked in the
street in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment. (Ferrari's
erstwhile crew took more than 8 seconds with the right equipment.)
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by the Ferrari
management, and, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari
would have an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari's expectations were exceeded, as during the crew's
first practice session; not only were 'da boyz' from Mumbai able to
change the tires in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds had re
-sprayed the car, filed off the chassis number and sold the vehicle
over to the McLaren Team!
